1. Olivia thinks the crayons that come with the kid menu are an appetizer.
2. Jacob hardly ever eats anything on his plate.
3. 9 times out of 10 we get a bad server.
4. Hot plates and glasses filled to the rim always seem to end up in Olivia's reach (see #3 above)
5. Olivia ends up in one or both of our laps before the meal is through.
6. My food is cold by the time I get to eat it.
7. Jacob inevitably has to go to the bathroom as soon as the food is served.
8. Someone at some point will end up crying/screaming and embarrassing us to death.
9. Jacob feels the need to discuss the men's bathroom at the table....and then some.....
10. It is way too much work!!!(And not enough fun)
*Hopefully this phase will pass because we all know my middle name is NOT Rachel Ray*
Friday, March 13, 2009
Top 10 Reasons we won't be going out to eat again anytime soon
Posted by Shana at 3:42 PM
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I think its a phase, thank goodness mine have outgrown most of them. Still they wanna go to the bathroom as soon as we get there and then again before we leave, they don't go that much at home.
Oh how I remember those days! Then you blink and they are 13 and 14 like mine. It does pass, my friend!!!
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